From Points North:



First, we recommend that you drive yourself, because trying the negotiate the hobo's at the bus stop can be unpleasant. Then once you get in the vehicle, be sure to turn the ignition. It can be so embarrassing to skip that step. Once you get on the freeway, get off when you get to our exit, and then find a spot to park. It is that easy.​



From Points North via 101:



This is the more difficult way to go, but it is by no means impossible. Once you get on the bus (because believe us, the bus is the way to go) you pay the driver. If people would just pay the bus service, more buses could be afforded, with more stops, and it would make the world a greener and better place, so make an effort. Then once you pay, ask the driver the way to San Jose, and go the opposite direction. Get off two stops later. Then walk 7 miles to your left, and turn right into the driveway for the Russian drive through, make sure to make no eye contact, and we are right next door. ​



From Points South:



It is recommended that you align yourself in another way to the school, because coming from the south is like trying to pull teeth from a nurse shark. Also, there is lava. ​



From Points East: 

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Once you get on a boat, and travel all the way across the ocean, you will find us three blocks off the dock, in a van waiting for you. That is assuming that you called ahead, and we know when you will be coming into port. Then we will drive you to the dorms, and you are free to live there, or enroll and live there. Once the dorms are full however, it is up to you to make arrangements with your room-mates as to whom will sleep in the top bunk. Best of luck with that.